Mullah Nasruddin had been summoned to court as a witness. The prosecuting attorney stood up, puffed out his chest, and asked, Mullah, do you know who I am? Mullah Nasruddin coolly replied, Of course, I know you. I've known you since you were a kid. You are a lying crook. You are cheating on your wife. You gossip about everyone behind their back, and you are just an all-around worthless person. The prosecutor, completely taken aback and breaking into a cold sweat, desperately tried to change the subject. He pointed to the defense attorney and flusteredly asked, Well, how about him? Do you know the defense attorney? Mullah Nasruddin glanced at the defense attorney and said, Yes, I know him too. He is a crooked, lazy man who only knows how to sweet-talk his way into emptying his clients' pockets. What is more, he owes more money than anyone else in town, and nobody respects him. At that moment, the judge, who had turned as pale as a sheet, quickly banged his gavel on the bench and ordered both lawyers to approach the bench immediately. When the lawyers leaned in, the judge whispered quietly, but in a terrifyingly threatening tone, Ah, listen closely. If even one of you two idiots asks Mullah Nasruddin if he knows the judge, I will throw both of your asses in jail for contempt of court! #iran #joke #judge #laugh #lol