Calling the Doctor
Mulla’s wife got terrible stomach cramps, so he rushed out to get the doctor. As he hit the street, his wife yelled from the window, "Never mind, the pain stopped! I don't need the doctor!"
Mulla ignored her, ran all the way to the doctor’s house, dragged him to the door, and said, "My wife was in terrible pain and I was coming to get you, but she yelled from the window that she feels fine now. I just came all this way to let you know you don't need to come!"