Mulla’s Fairness

Mulla bought some beets, carrots, turnips, and other veggies, put them in a sack, and tossed it over his own shoulder. Then, he hopped on his donkey and headed home. A friend saw him and asked, "Mulla, why don't you put the sack on the donkey's back?" Mulla replied, "Come on, I’m a fair guy! It wouldn't be right to God for me to ride the poor animal and make him carry my groceries too!"