Mulla's Logic

During a torrential downpour, Mulla was looking out his window and saw his neighbor sprinting down the street to escape the rain. Mulla yelled, "Hey! Aren't you ashamed to run away from God's blessing?!" Embarrassed, the neighbor slowed down to a walk and got completely soaked. A few days later, it rained again. The neighbor looked out his window and saw Mulla sprinting through the mud with his coat pulled over his head. The neighbor yelled, "Hey Mulla! Why are you running away from God's blessing?!" Mulla yelled back without stopping, "I'm running so I don't trample God's blessing under my boots!"