One day, Mulla Nasruddin went to the livestock market to buy a donkey. The place was packed with country folks. A guy who fancied himself a smart aleck was walking by with a donkey loaded with fruit. Wanting to mess with Mulla, he said, "You can't find anything in this market except country bumpkins and donkeys." Mulla asked, "Are you a country bumpkin?" "No," the man replied. "Well," Mulla said, "Then it's pretty clear what you are!"