Mulla had propped a ladder against a wall and climbed into someone else's orchard to steal fruit. The owner caught him red-handed and yelled, "Hey! What are you doing up there?" Without missing a beat, Mulla said, "I'm selling a ladder." The owner scoffed, "You're selling a ladder in my orchard?" Mulla replied, "It's my ladder, I can sell it wherever I want to."