Seven-Year-Old Vinegar
A guy knocked on Mulla’s door and asked, "I hear you have some seven-year-old vinegar. Is that true?"
"Yep," Mulla said.
"Could I borrow a bowl of it?"
Mulla shook his head. "Are you kidding? If I gave a bowl to everyone who asked, it wouldn't even last a month, let alone seven years!"