Mulla bribed a judge with five gold coins to rule in his favor. The next day in court, the judge completely ignored him and ruled for the other guy. Mulla stood up and yelled, "Your Honor, didn't I swear to you on the Five Holy Figures yesterday that I was in the right?!" The judge replied, "You did... but after you left, the other guy swore to me on the Fourteen Infallibles!" (A joke about being out-bribed).