A friend asked Mulla, "Did you ever think about getting married when you were young?" "Yeah," Mulla said. "I traveled to India and met a woman who was breathtakingly beautiful, but she was totally empty-headed. Then I went to Shiraz and met a woman who was a brilliant genius, but she was really ugly. Finally, I went to Baghdad and found a woman who was drop-dead gorgeous and incredibly brilliant!" "So why didn't you marry her?" his friend asked. "Because," Mulla sighed, "she was looking for the perfect man."