A guy stole Mulla's prized rooster and shoved it into a sack. Mulla, who had seen the whole thing, chased him down and demanded, "Give me my rooster back!" The thief played dumb. "I haven't seen your rooster!" Mulla suddenly noticed the rooster’s tail feathers sticking right out of the thief's sack. He pointed at them and said, "I'd love to believe you, buddy, but that rooster tail is telling a different story."