Mulla was sitting by a stream when ten blind men walked up and asked him to guide them across for a dollar each. Mulla got nine of them across safely, but the tenth guy slipped and fell in the water. The others heard the splash and started yelling, "Why weren't you careful?! You drowned our friend!" Mulla yelled back, "I'm the one who just lost a dollar, why are you guys throwing a fit?!"