Mulla went to his friend and said, "I feel so bad for you." "Why?" his friend asked. "Well, my wife and I had a huge fight today and nearly got a divorce. To make it up to her, I just bought her a new dress, new shoes, and new stockings." "What does that have to do with me?" his friend asked. Mulla sighed, "Your wife hangs out with my wife. As soon as she sees that outfit, we both know exactly what's going to happen to your wallet." The friend immediately turned pale and started figuring out how to get a loan.