Mulla walked up to a group of notorious cheapskates who were eating a picnic. "Peace be upon you, O Tribe of Misers!" Mulla announced. One of them snapped, "How dare you call us that? God is our witness, none of us are misers!" Mulla smiled, sat down right in the middle of their food, and said, "Well, if God Himself is your witness, then I repent for my words!" and immediately started eating their lunch.