Mulla was traveling and stopped in a village, absolutely starving. He demanded, "Bring me food immediately, or I swear I will do to you exactly what I did to the last village!" Terrified of his threat, the simple villagers scrambled to cook him a massive, delicious feast. After he ate his fill and was preparing to leave, the village elder nervously asked, "Mulla... what exactly did you do to the last village?" Mulla smiled. "Nothing. They didn't give me any food, so I left and came here."