An incredibly annoying beggar came to Mulla's door every day. Mulla gave him food the first three times, but the beggar wouldn't leave him alone. Finally, Mulla hatched a plan. The next time there was a knock, he asked, "Who is it?" "A guest of God!" the beggar shouted. Mulla opened the door, grabbed the beggar by the hand, and said, "Come with me." He led the beggar down several streets until they reached the local mosque. Mulla pushed him inside and said, "Buddy, you've been going to the wrong address. This is God's house. Take your requests to the homeowner."