Two men sprinted up to Mulla's house. "Mulla! We saw a guy who looked just like you get run over by a wagon in the market! We came to tell your wife!" Mulla asked, "Was he about my height?" "Yes!" "Did he have a beard like mine?" "Yes!" "What color were his clothes?" "Pink!" Mulla let out a huge sigh of relief. "Oh, thank goodness. That wasn't me, I don't own anything pink."