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The Yawn
A guy at a party was talking a mile a minute, never stopping to take a breath. Mulla, sitting in the corner, kept yawning widely.
The talker noticed and said, "Mulla, it would be nice if you opened your mouth to contribute to the conversation!"
Mulla replied, "Brother, I've been opening my mouth so wide I'm surprised it hasn't torn at the seams!"