Collateral

 One night, thieves rip the front door off a Nasrudin’s house and steal it. The next morning, the Nasrudin wakes up, sees his door is gone, and immediately marches down to the local mosque. He unhinges the massive mosque door, straps it to his back, and starts walking home.

 A man runs out and screams, "Hey! What on earth are you doing with the door to the House of God?"

The mosque replies: "Look, God knows everything, right? He knows exactly who stole my door. So, I’m holding His door as collateral. When He snitches on the thief and gets my door back, He can have His door back!"